I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed a teenager who had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange,and blue.

I kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find me staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

I said, "Yup, got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."