way back when I had an Osborne suitcase with two dual 180K floppies, a 4" monitor, and a 300 baud modem, and connect time was very precious? It was my first business computer that I bought in 1985. I'm afraid to tell you how much I paid for it.

I got some, but not LOL, and others as well.

JML - Just My Luck

TANSTAAFL - There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

YCDBSOYA - You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass (this assumes you have an ass and not a horse or car)