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The Sensitive Man...
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up
> leaving
together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled
with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the
bedroom with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully
placed in rows covering the entire wall ! It was obvious that he had taken
quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by
the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were
small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy
to have such a large a collection of Teddy Bears, but doesn't mention this
to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
>
> They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after a while,
> she
finds herself thinking, "Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one !
maybe he could be the future father my children?" She turns to him and
kisses him
lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the
passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her
into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot,
steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
more creativity, more heat than she has ever known, and even did a few
things she had never done with any other man. After an intense, explosive
night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together
in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks
coyly, "Well, how was it?"
>
> The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
eyes, and says......... "Choose any prize from the middle shelf!"

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