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Dragnet, a very scholarly gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...
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2. How are an apple and an IRS agent alike?
They both look good hanging from a tree.

3. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only
save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the newspaper?

4. What did the terrorist that hijacked a jumbo-jet full of IRS agents do?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

5. What do you call 25 IRS agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

6. What do you call 25 skydiving IRS agents?
Skeet.

7. What do you throw to a drowning IRS agent?
His co-workers.

8. What's brown and looks really good on an IRS agent?
A doberman.

9. What's the difference between an IRS agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite, the other is an insect.

The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take
the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan