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Re: Close... it's "Las Vegas Shakedown"
In Response To: Re: Pam and Sheldon... ()

If it's the same one we have, and it's a pretty good old movie! grin (If you like old movies vbg )

Let's see...there's the woman who went to Vegas to establish her 6 weeks residency for a divorce. Her husband doesn't want the divorce, so he goes to Vegas with cashiers checks so they can split their assets. He plays and plays craps so that she'll yell at him for wasting the money...just to get her to talk to him.

Then there's the small town banker and his wife...He wants to gamble just to try it. Gets a system started, and keeps winning. Then finds out there's an audit being done on his bank, and the bank is short. Gotta' get rid of his winnings...FAST! And no one can know he's been in Vegas! (I just love this couple!)

Then there's the woman who has $3000, and stops at Vegas for the night...she keeps gambling and losing. She begss the casino manager to give her the money back.

And there's "Gimpy" he's been in the pen, mostly in solitary, but he's out. The casino owner/manager's testimony put him away...now it's time for paybacks! Gimpy has worked up a scheme to take over the casino.

Oh, almost forgot the writer. She's going to write a book explaining that, mathematically, you can't beat the casino. She's shy and never been kissed...but within 24 hours of meeting the casino manager, she's in love... grin

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