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For Easter = Las Vegas Churches

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT
LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CHURCHES
THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES
WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,
THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY
FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN
AND CASHED IN.

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THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS! vbg

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For Easter = Las Vegas Churches
Re: For Easter = Las Vegas Churches
Humor Alert... not intended to be TRUE vbg
I know...
That is cute!

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