You can say all you want about your "Simmons Beauty-Rest", your "Sealy Posturepedic" or even your "Tempurpedic Memory Fxoam (on Greg's bad word list)" mattresses but NOTHING sleeps like a casket! No tossing and turning, no getting up in the middle of the night. Sleep apnea? A thing of the past! Most wonderful rest you will ever experience, believe me when I say you'll never want to get up! Once you've slept in one you will NEVER go back to a regular matress! Guaranteed. Pick one up at a local eternal sleep shop near you. The last word in sleep.

Only one minor side effect: You do get a little STIFF on it.