>Two lawyers had been stranded on a desert island for several months. The
>only thing on the island was a tall coconut tree that provided them
>their only food. Each day one of the lawyers would climb to the top to
>see if he could spot a rescue boat coming.
>
>One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe
>my eyes. There is a woman out there floating in our direction." The
>lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, " You're
>hallucinating; you've finally lost your mind."
>
>But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a stunning red head,
>face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring or
>earrings on her person. The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged
>her up on the beach and discovered she was alive, warm and breathing.
>
>The one lawyer said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God
>forsaken island for months now without a woman. It's been such a long,
>long time. So, do you think we should ... well ...you know . Screw
>her?"
>
>"Out of WHAT?" asked the other lawyer.