He is in a "pistol and Pawn Shop" looking for an anniv gift (how romantic).

He gets down to his skivvies to test it.

He seems obsessed with his nipples and intangibles.

He wants to give this weapon to his wife. Has he never had an argument with a woman.

I think his testicles are in a jar someplace safe, put there 22 years earlier by his wife.

Somebody someday will read this and think to themselves, "oh come on, that couldn't happen", and test it on themselves. We need to thin the heard.

*rofl