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The Husband Store - Oldie but still a good one

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where

a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose

to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the

first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking

and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and

the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New

Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited

Skippie from nice day in vegas -- off to the REO and three free night's......


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