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How smart are you? vbg

A friend of mine sent this, and I wated to see how bright you folks are. I did not include the answers...Lets see who can get all 4 the fastest. NO PRIZE, BUT A HEARTY CONGRATULATIONS, and the knowledge that you aren't the dimmest bulb on the tree vbg.

I will post the correct answers in a couple of hours aunless the right answers appear before that.

Have fun.

> SOLVE THE MYSTERY
>
> Carefully. Now, they are so blatant you will be kicking yourself if
>you
> Miss the clue !!!
>
> Question 1
> A man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
> His wife immediately called the police. The police Questioned the
>wife
> And staff and got these alibis:
>
> The Wife said she was sleeping
> The Cook was cooking breakfast.
> The Gardener was picking vegetables.
> The Maid was getting the mail.
> The Butler was cleaning the closet.
>
> The police instantly arrested the murderer.
> Who did it and how did they know?
> ******************************************************************
>
> Question 2
> A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right between the
>eyes
> Using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive, with no
>blood
> Anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or any
>other
> Caped crusader. How did he do this?
> ******************************************************************
>
> Question 3
> Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.
> Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the police:
> "I was walking by Mr. Tidy`s house when I thought I would just pop
>in for
> a visit. I noticed his study light was on and I decided to peek in
>from
> The outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on the
>window, so
> I had to wipe it away to see inside. That is when I saw his
> Body. So I kicked in the front door to confirm my suspicions of
>foul
> Play. I called the police immediately Afterward."
> The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend For the murder of Mr.
>Tidy.
> How did he know Mr. Fiend Was lying?
> ******************************************************************
>
> Question 4
>
> If you touch me, you will die, ;but you can only live without me. I
>am a
> Big part of your life, and will eventually be the Only thing left.
>You
> Will learn to embrace me finally and Rest.
> What am I?
> ******************************************************************

Messages In This Thread

How smart are you? vbg
Answers
Re: Answers
Not if there might be chips there. I NEVER forget
So you admit to being the Maid
Nahhhh...
Re: How smart are you? vbg
Re: How smart are you? vbg
Re: A hearty Congratulations to Jay Sands.
Thanks, Aaron!
Re: Thanks, Aaron!
You never know...
Oh, But You're not
Re: Ummm isn't it Saturday?
No rofl

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