speaking of Lawyer Jokes:

There was a brothel near Reno. A small man appeared one evening, and the madam of the house showed him all the woman available.

The man asked for Rachel who had not been brought out for the man. The Madam explained that Rachel was the top goirl in the house, she cost $10,000. The small man insisted, and so was led into a beautiful room, where Rachel did incredible things to him. The small man reciprocating, doing amazing things to her. The small man was left speechless, but did leave with a smile on his face.

The next night, the small man returned, and again asked for Rachel. The Madam was shocked, and said no man had ever returned for a second night, but there would be no discount. The small man said Ok, and was led into the room. When he left all he could say was Thank you, and went out with a smile.

Again, the very next night, the small man appeared, asking for Rachel. The madam was amazed at the man's stamina, and got Rachel. Rachel was impressed also, but said that there would be no discount. The Small man said OK, and was led into the room by Rachel, and enjoyed the best night yet.

When the night was over, Rachel could not help herself, she asked how he was able to come back three straight nights. The small man, who had barely regained the strength to speak, explained that he was a lawyer for the estate of Rachel's sister, and had been charged with the responsibility of delivering Rachel's $30,000 inheritance.

Remember when dealing with a lawyer, you will always get screwed.