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Lottie a rather adventuresome lady from out west, sent this one...

When I returned home from Montreal last week, I had a bunch of Canadian dollars that I needed to change.

I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank.

There was a short line - just one guy in front of me... An Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was more than a little irritated.

He asked the teller,"Why it change? Yestoday, get two huna dolla fo yen and today I get only huna eighty dolla. Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "All I can say is fluctuations."

The Asian guy says, "Fluc all you white people too!"