>>>you feel that you have to make fun of anyone older than you

I don't have to .. it's just so...easy.

>>>I would appreciate it if you would use my name

Someone who tags their name with "cigarman" finds "smokey" offensive?

Now that's just weird and I'm quite certain you were all a rage when folks were creating chips about me. Right.

>>>By the way, I am Jewish, so if you would like to make fun of that fact also have at it.

That's too easy. Any welsh here as in welcher?

Taffy was a Welshman,
Taffy was a thief;
Taffy came to my house
And stole a leg of beef.

I went to Taffy's house;
Taffy wasn't home;
Taffy came to my house,
And stole a marrowbone.

I went to Taffy's house,
Taffy was in bed.
I took the marrowbone
And hit him on the head.

>>>When I say the majority of upstanding people I mean the club as a whole.

Wow.. I missed it when they made you spokesman for the majority of the club. Does you ego grow with smoking?

>>>I met hung out with this past year at the splashbar and shared with me the true meaning of friendship.

True freindship can be found at splashbar.com

>>>part of our fraternal organization.

ROTFLMAO... oh say it again...

>>>Have fun with your media system

Should I go wireless in the Billard room? I'm thinking yes...

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