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Three recently married men sat around a table at a local bar. They were talking about their wives and how each of them was married to women from out-of-state.

The first man said, "The other day I told my woman from California that I expected the dishes to be done when I got home from work. The first day I didn't see it happen. The second day I saw some of the dishes done, but by the third day I had seen all of them were done."

The second man said, "Yeah. I know what you mean. I told my woman from Florida that I expected the dishes to be done and food be on the table when I get home from work, the first day I saw the dishes were almost done but saw no food. The second day I saw that the dishes were done and the food was close to being done. On the third day I saw all the dishes done and food was waiting on the table for me when I got back from work."

The third man said, "Yeah. I told my woman from Massachusetts that I expected to see the dishes done, food be on the table and laundry be completed when I got home from work. The first day I didn't see anything, the second day I still didn't see anything. On the third day the swelling had subsided enough so that I could see just a little bit out of my left eye."