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Dragnet, who lives southeast, sent this one...

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Earlene to Jethro's Hardware Store.

At the hardware store Earlene saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf as she was waiting for Jethro to finish waiting on a customer.

When Jethro was finished, Earlene asked how much for the teapot?

Jethro replied "That's silver and it costs $100!"

"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Earlene exclaimed.

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy and Jethro went to the backroom to find a hinge.

From the backroom Jethro yelled, "Earlene, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

"No, but I will for the teapot." shouted Earlene.
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