One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play
a trick on her. She told my sister that she needed something from the store
and when my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the
stuffing and put it into a Cornish hen, and inserted the hen into the
turkey. She then placed the birds back in the oven.

When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and
began to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the smaller bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia,
you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my
sister started to cry.

It then took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs. . .

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Yep, SHE'S A BLONDE

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