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Dragnet, a gentleman who lives southeast, is responsible for this one...

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains.

She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen."

The surprised salesman replies: "But, Madam, computers do not have curtains..."

And the blonde said: "Hello-o-o-o-o... I've got Windows!!!"