Oh, you were only about 342 MINUTES away from a buy on ,
Oh, you were only about 342 MINUTES away from a buy on ,
Ah, only about 342 MINUTES away from the buy on ,
Ah, only 342 MINUTES away on ,
The started to play and bidding time melted away on ,
Closely, all of a sudden, I lost control of my bids on ,
And I pressed my bid on and told the BIDDERS on
That I would never let it go without a higher bid on

FOURTH modified verse of Gene Pitney’s “24 hours from Tulsa.”