“Whoops. I forgot to tell everyone why you had to send me a package. Can you remind me?

I'm at a loss but it might be because we did a number on you in 1776 and saved your bacon in the 1940's. Incidentally there were no points in the first contest as I believe it was winner take all.

Then again it might be that the European Ryder Cup team handily defeated ours a week+ ago, congrats. Don't get too proud as the Greeks whipped us in basketball and the Russians took the semi against us in Davis Cup.