Location, Location, Location, Action, Ambiance and Space.

1. Belagio - Beverly Hills and Picasso convergence
2. Caesar's - Wise Guy and Euro Trash Fun
3. MGM Grand - Massive Green Mother, bigger than the town you grew up in.
4. Mandalay Bay - A cool as you want to be.
5. Paris - Talouse Lautrec elegance w/folks who use deodorant.
6. NYNY - Shoot, now you have to pay a cover to see Dueling Pianos at Times Square Bar.
7. Wynn Resort - Very discreet, I always ask them NOT to tell Steve I'm on the property...and they NEVER do!

Don't Miss:

Palms - for the endless ID checks, "No, you can't order a drink, you're ONLY 18! You're not EVEN supposed to be playing these machines!"

Hard Rock - The edge of town atmosphere... there's a cayote taking a whizz on your tire out in the garage.

Venetian - An Italian barn... send in the cows! Shopping that offers 100 places to buy a purse and 100 places to buy high heels.

Tell Steve I sent you!