I remember sitting courtside many years ago
watching an agassi match.....he was returning
the ball with amazing speed.....his opponent
yells across the court(don't remember opponents
name)...."andre..i can't believe how hard you're hitting
the ball....who strings your racquets"....

andre yells back......"SMITH AND WESSON"...

it was enough years back that andre had hair
and i had no gut.......