My thanks to Abie, a gentleman who lives southeast, for the joke and to Lottie, from out west, for the picture...

Two hillbillies, Rufus and Bubba, were sitting around talking one afternoon.

After a short while the Rufus says to the Bubba, "If'n I was to sneak over to your place on Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

Bubba crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes like he was thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he said, "Well, Rufus, I don't know about kin, but it'd sure make us even."