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NCR - The World's fastest counter...

This guy is in a club car on a train and he's boasting that he can count faster than anyone in the world.. and that he is also very accurate in doing so. The barkeep couldn't help hearing him repeating this over and over.. and decides to try him out.. "Ok, I've got one for you. We're approaching a cattle ranch in ten minutes and I want to see exactly how fast you can count and exactly how accurate you really are. I know the rancher and I know exactly how many head of cattle he has." All the guy asks is that the barkeep gives him a minute notice before the train approaches the ranch. Then, a few minutes later, the barkeep yells out "now...!" The guy runs up to the window; hunches over, mumbling to himself and nodding his head ... and then yells out 20-seconds later "6,567 cows." When the barkeep asked the guy how in the world he was able to count all those head and be so accurate, the guy responded by saying... "Oh, I didn't count their heads.. I counted their feet and divided by four." grin

JB

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NCR - The World's fastest counter...
WOW! That makes my head hurt!

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