> You may not know this but many non-living things
have a gender.

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
takes a while to warm
> them up again. It's an effective reproductive device
if the right buttons
> are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons
are pushed.
>
> 3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's
often over-inflated.
>
> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it
to go anywhere, you
> have to light a fire under it, and of course,
there's the hot air part.
>
> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
squeezable and retain water.
>
> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always
getting hit on.
>
> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
lines to pick people
> up.
>
> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
weight shifts to the
> Bottom.
>
> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much
over the last 5,000
> years, but it's handy to have around.
>
> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
it'd be male, didn't
> you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,
he'd be lost without it,
> and while he doesn't always know the right buttons
to push, he keeps
> trying!