Beef, a gentleman who lives southeast, sent this one...

The setting is California, where a young, uneducated surfer dude applied for an office job.

After the interview, he left and hooked up with his buddies at a local beach bar.

"How'd it go?" asked one buddy.

The surfer dude replied, "First part was smooth. But then she asked to see my testimonials... so I showed 'em and she freaked out."

Note: In case you're wondering, the surfer dude is a blooooooooooonde...