The wife, a blonde, came running up to her husband in the driveway the other day, just jumping for joy!

The husband hadn't a clue as to why she was so excited but said to himself, "What the heck" and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He replied, "Great. Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the excitement, told him that she was pregnant!

He was ecstatic! They had been trying for quite awhile, so he grabbed her, kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said, "Oh, honey. There's more."

He asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She responded, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, he asked her how she knew.

And she said...

"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"