Why would a multimillionaire even deal directly with such people? You've got to start getting used to the idea of insulating yourself from the public. I can assemble a team of bodyguards who will surround you as you play, politely moving any little old ladies and their oxygen tanks to make sure there's always an empty seat on both sides of you. When you DO hit the big jackpot, we'll take care of the paperwork and handle all decisions regarding tipping, etc. while you wait sipping a cocktail in the ultralounge of your choice.
Of course our standard fee for this is 10%-12% of the current Megabucks jackpot level at the time we begin work--paid 45 days in advance of the job.

Please contact me for wiring instructions and I'll round up Guido and Hawk.