light our cigars with $100 bills. We used to use $20's but now that the company is making money hand over fist we just dont know what to do with it all. The winters here are not very cold so we cant just burn it.........

By the way, the BP plant that is my biggest client has been losing $10 Million a day since the hurricane and is still not up and running yet.

Perhaps if our goventment would not be so insistant on saving the artic sea walrus habitat we can actually do some drilling to relieve the US dependance on foreign oil.......

Just a thought and before someone comes back at me, I have no personal issues against sea walruses.........