Besides the obvious!.....
I'm sitting here digging through and deleting the usual amount of crap-mail on my computer and lo-and-behold, look an e-mail from Suha Arafat! The wife of the deceased Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat needs MY help getting her $6.5 billion dollars from her husband's estate. She says that since she's a woman the govt. won't let her have it, and ONLY I can help her.......
Lord, it's too early to have to clean up my keyboard from the coffee I spewed all over it!
Just remember; Humpty Dumpty didn't fall - he was pushed!