Old one but just so that AARON PEAKCOCK and the others of our ilk keep abreast of the laws against lawyers, here is the Maryland statute.

>STATE OF MARYLAND
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>Bill to Regulate the Hunting and Harvesting of Attorneys PC370.00
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> 370.01 Any person with a valid in-state rodent or
> snake hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for
> recreational and sport (noncommercial) purposes.
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>370.02 Taking of attorneys with traps or
>dead falls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait,
>however, is prohibited.
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>370.03 The willful killing of attorneys
>with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless said vehicle is an
>ambulance being driven in reverse.
>If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead
>attorney should be removed to the roadside, and the vehicle should
>proceed immediately to the nearest car wash.
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>370.04 It is unlawful to chase, herd, or
>harvest attorneys from a powerboat, helicopter or aircraft.
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>370.05 It is unlawful to shout "WHIPLASH",
>"AMBULANCE", or "FREE SCOTCH" for the purposes of trapping attorneys.
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>370.06 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys
>within 100 yards of BMW, Mercedes or Porsche dealerships, except on
>Wednesday afternoons.
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>370.07 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys
>within 200 yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country
>clubs, hospitals, or brothels.
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>370.08 If an attorney gains elective
>office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
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>370.09 It is unlawful for a hunter to
>disguise himself as a reporter, accident victim, physician,
>chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
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>370.10 Bag and Possession limits:
> - Yellow-bellied sidewinders, 2;
> - Two-faced tort teasers, 1;
> - Back stabbing divorce litigators, 3;
>- Horn-rimmed cutthroats, 2;
>- Minutiae-advocating dirtbags, 4;
>- Honest attorneys, 0 (protected under endangered species act)
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>ARS 8007.21 It is illegal to take attorneys with a moving vehicle
>unless there are no measurable skid marks at the kill site.
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