A redneck was getting into the truck and a trooper pulled up and asked him, if he had a hunting license for this state.

The redneck showed him the license and the trooper was satisfied. But, the trooper saw another duck, and he sniffed its butt and said "This is a Kansas duck, do you have a Kansas hunting license".

The redneck pulled out his Kansas hunting license and the trooper was happy.

Then he saw a third duck and sniffed its butt and said "This is an Arkansas duck. Do you have an Arkansas hunting license?"

Sure enough the redneck pulled out his Arkansas hunting license and the trooper said ok.

Then he saw a fourth duck and sniffed its butt and said "This is a Kentucky duck. Do you have a Kentucky hunting license?" and the redneck pulled out his Kentucky hunting license.

The trooper couldn't believe that the redneck shot all these different ducks from all these states and said, "Boywhere are you from, exactly?" The redneck pulled down his pants and said "Why don't you just sniff my butt and see!"