A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her
bed and squealing with delight.
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> Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?
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> The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care
what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says
that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of
> an 18 year-old.
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> The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old a$$?"
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> "Your name never came up," she replied.
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