I haven't forgotten you. Everyone has received their prize but you. I delayed a few -- including yours - so as to include a bonus or two (to compensate for the personals you sent me). But the bonus has been delayed several times, which surprised me, so I went ahead and sent all the prize chips out except yours, since you're so far away.

Rest assured you are not forgotten. I have your package ready but can't stuff it yet. Had I known it would be so long I would have shipped to you and then re-shipped when the other ones arrive.

Sit tight. You'll be in the joker chips.

Cinch