Credit Jaybee, my friend from out west, with this one...

US Postal Service Strikes Again!

The US Postal Service has created a stamp with a picture of Senator Hillary Clinton to honor her achievements as the First Lady of our nation. In daily use it was shown that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.

This enraged Senator Clinton to the point where she demanded a full investigation. After a month of testing, a special commission made the following findings:

The stamp was in perfect order.*

* There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

* People were spitting on the wrong side.