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Here is The Way To Do It...
In Response To: NCR: Where to park downtown? ()

I usually just drive down the sidewalk in my black Dodge pickup with the windows blacked out...Truck all shined up.(Usually steal some Government Plates to put on it), always try and wear a dark suit and then just get out and say, "We are from the government and we are here to help you", to anyone that will listen.

This usually works...then leave flashers on and make sure security system is shut off so horn doesn't start honking and give you away as a tourist.

Go inside and have all the fun you want...Find other people that look like you and are dressed somewhat like you...(preferably no vomit on clothes), come back out and load everyone in the truck and leave.

Prior to leaving, tell everyone nearby...(They will be used to truck idling spewing diesel fumes by now) that they have been a big help in the war on Terrorism...Offer to shake hands...If any questions, tell them, "If I told you that I would have to kill you." This usually works...They think that you are a high level CIA operative in Vegas on a Mission.

If further pressured, lean close and tell them, "I shouldn't tell you this but we are here because we he have information from reliable sources that the MOB is back in town." Then tell them not to spread it around.

Look worried, calm down all the people that have now got in truck and depart.

Works for me...

Hope all is well,

Mark

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NCR: Where to park downtown?
Re: NCR: Where to park downtown?
grin Thanks Calvin!
Park at the Golden Nugget.
Re: Park at the Golden Nugget.
I do custom windows, also!
Re: Park at the Golden Nugget.
rofl That's what I was thinking....
Park at the Plaza and have a group of GrayHound
rofl rofl rofl eeeek! rofl rofl rofl
Re: NCR: Where to park downtown?
Re: NCR: Where to park downtown?
Thanks Ross!
It was to be 20 bucks each way!
Re: NCR: Where to park downtown?
Re: Look out below!
If Chuck Is Valet Parking
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Here is The Way To Do It...
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