Two blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the name. They argued back and forth and decided to stop for lunch.

At the counter, one blonde asked the manager: "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Please pronounce where we are - very slowly."

Leaning across the counter, the manager said: "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."