Credit goes to Abie, a gentleman who lives south.

A few days before Christmas, a man entered a pet store looking for a unique gift for his wife. The store manager told him he had just what he was looking for - a beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols. He brought the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird.

The man agreed that Chet was pretty, but he didn't seem to be much for singing. The manager told him to watch as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a lighter.

The manager then clicked the lighter and held it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet started singing "Silent Night, Holy Night..." The husband was very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watched as the manager moved the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now sang "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way...."

The husband said Chet was perfect and that he'd take him. He rushed home to his wife and insisted upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately.

He presented Chet and began explaining the parrot's special talent. Demonstrating, he held a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sang "Silent Night." He then moved the lighter under the right foot and Chet let loose a round of "Jingle Bells."

The wife was absolutely impressed and, with a mischievous grin, asked her husband what would happen if he held the lighter between Chet's legs. Curious himself, the husband moved the lighter between the bird's legs and Chet began to sing:
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(Are you ready for this?)
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"Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!"