Credit Abie, a gentleman who lives south, with this one...

A blonde goes to the Post Office to buy postage stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the window clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"

The clerk says; "Sure, what denomination?"

The woman replies; "God help us! Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic; 12 Presbyterian; 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."