We could have a contest for the funniest or most ridiculous fraudulent eBay-related spam -- where they try to get your password, credit card #, etc.
Just kidding, I don't want to run a contest.

Recently I have been getting email directed to sellers on eBay. I got this typical one today -- very generic and oft used: "Please let me know your buy it now price.
Thanks and please let me know asap!"

Here is the latest (there is no such auction, by the way):

"Question from eBay Member -- Respond Now
Question from skaubraatmyra

eBay sent this message on behalf of an eBay member via My Messages. Responses sent using email will not reach the eBay member. Use the Respond Now button below to respond to this message.

Hello,
I recently placed a bid on item #5590717206 being a wheelchair for me that i really need do to my age(78 years old) and it seems that i can not find the auction anymore...May i please know if you are the seller of the item above?
Regards,
Gretta."

Robert