A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears?

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear. Even worse, it was a wrong number."

"Oh my!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"

"The son of a b*tch called back."