Did you guys read this joke in the LA Times yesterday? Andy - Las Vegas

Guy calls up the Dodgers' front office and asks to speak to Paul DePodesta. Receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, Mr. DePodesta doesn't work here anymore." Guy says thanks and hangs up.

An hour later, the guy calls again, gets the same receptionist and asks again to speak to DePodesta. Again, the receptionist says, "I'm sorry, Mr. DePodesta doesn't work here anymore" and the guy hangs up.

Another hour later, the same guy calls and again asks for DePodesta. The receptionist says "I've told you twice, Mr. DePodesta doesn't work here anymore. Why do you keep calling back?"

The guy says, "I just like hearing it."