for Vegas in 5 days. Send it from a 'westerly address' and give me a similar one to return it to for maximum miles (looks like Janice and Steve Perry are the furthest from me)

Looks like Janice's record will be hard to beat. I did this with Lyn Papke in MI a couple of years back. We got about 8 return trips before it fell apart Then we used a small USPS box inside out (before they started printing on the inside ) and probably put 60,000 miles on it. Funny thing was I ended up sending it to Gene with something. He re-used it to Lyn without knowing and I got it back here 3 months later. Each time it had more packing tape added. By the time it finished it had grown 1/2 inch bigger