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Dogs Playing Baseball - ncr

Was watching that baseball version of the World Series and remembered I had this. (check at he bottom) Skipped a few dozen pickup truck commercials between innings and scanned this Coolidge piece for your amusement. Collies at the plate, Saint Bernards smoking cigars, terriers with cigarettes...I'll bet all the male dogs want seats behind a post.

Seems to me after watching the officiating during the league championships that a few of the umpires probably use dogs too. Seeing-eye dogs. Finally got fed up with the awful Fox commentators and switched to radio for the play-by-play which was wierd as they were a second and half ahead of TV! Maybe TV is on a delay so they can cut the camera if they see someone spitting. Or injecting something.

Later while I was drinking a local Snowplow Stout and watching WPT, I got to thinking what fun it would be to have Mike Sexton and Vince VanPatton doing the bb games. "Look at this Vince!" "You can't blame him, it was right over the plate Vince" "Clemmons is ahead in the count... show tunes going off in his head." "Look at this Vince" "Nice catch by the RightField Kid!" "Well you can't really blame him Vince." "Guillen's team is ahead...salsa tunes going off in his head."


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