Credit Beef, my friend from the south, with this one...

A man went into a bar and ordered a drink.

With his drink, the barman gave him a bowl of peanuts, and from the bowl of peanuts the man heard a voice say, "I think you look great."

But the man just ignored it.

Then the man went over to the cigarette machine, put his money in and got nothing out. He heard a voice from the machine say, "I have never seen such an ugly face."

At this point, the man was confused, so he told the barman about the voices, and the barman said, "Those peanuts were complimentary, but that cigarette machine was just out of order!"