>>>CHINESE PROVERBS
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> >>>Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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> >>>Man who run in front of car get tired
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> >>>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> >>>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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> >>>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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> >>>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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> >>>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> >>>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> >>>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> >>>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> >>>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth..
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> >>>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> >>>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> >>>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> >>>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> >>>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> >>>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> >>>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> >>>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> >>>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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