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Re: BlueNecks..................

Hi Phyllis!
The "Rednecks" like to refer to you Northern people as "Bluenecks".........I thought you would get a kick out of this one. grin

Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks.
>Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at
>Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves.)
>
>....YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...
>
>.....Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all," you call them
>"you guys," even if both of them are women.
>
> ....You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
>
>....You think Heinz Ketchup is way too SPICY.
>
>.....You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side
>of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts or catfish).
>
>.....You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce"
>correctly.
>
>.....For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
>
>.....You don't know what a Moon Pie is.
>
>.....You've never had an RC Cola.
>
>.....You've never eaten okra -- fried, boiled, or pickled.
>
>.....You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
>
>.....You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
>road trips.
>
>.....You have no idea what a polecat is.
>.....You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
>
>.....You don't have bangs.
>
>.....You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his
>own TV fishing show.
>
>.....You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"-instead of Cokes."
>
>.....You've never eaten, and don't know how to make, a tomato sandwich. Or
>a banana sandwich. Or pineapple sandwich.
>
>.....You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife
>show.
>
>.....You think more money should go to important scientific research at
>your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach. .
>
>.....You don't even have one can of WD-40 anywhere around the house.
>
>.....The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting on
>a ramp to the highway.
>
>.....You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
>
>.....You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
>
>.....You call binoculars opera glasses.
>
>....You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
>the road and stopping.
>
>.....You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Billy Ray,
>Mary Jo, Ima Jean, Mary Alice, Joe Billy, Bobby Joe or Jimmie Lee)
>
>.....You don't know any women with male names (i.e., Tommie, Bobbie,
>Johnnie, Jimmie)
>
>.....You don't have Mawmaw's & Pawpaw's.
>
>.....You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
>
>.....None of your fur coats are homemade.

Messages In This Thread

To set the record straight...
The main thing is everyone can use a laugh. Thanks
MY OPINION ON THIS MATTER IS
rofl rofl rofl
Re: To set the record straight...hear hear
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I also think...
Re: To set the record straight...
Not only what everyone else said...
Phyllis GO FOR it, just my 1 1/2 Cents!!
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I like your jokes grin
They are one of my FAVORITE places on the BB ...
Re: To set the record straight...
Phyllis, I am Offended.......
rofl WHAT'S THAT????????????????????????????????
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Hey Bob...
Re: Hey Bob...
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Re: BlueNecks..................
HEY..... I have some WD-40!......
Re: BlueNecks..................
rofl rofl rofl This Blueneck is laughing...
Re: To set the record straight...
Are You Serious ?????????
I like them...thank you

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