Credit Abie, my friend from the south, for this one...

I complained about my recent electric bill and here's the response!!!

Dear Electric Customer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your
anger in the recent price hike. But it should be noted
that you have no choice. We are a big company and
you will pay what we tell you.

You have no choice. We have the power, you need the
power. So sad, too bad. Sure sucks to be you.

We have enclosed a little picture to help outline our
response. Have a nice day and keep those checks
coming, loser!

Sincerely,

Your Friendly Electric Company