The wife, who happens to be blonde, came running up to her husband in the driveway, the other day, just jumping for joy! He didn't know why she was so excited but he thought, "What the heck..." and starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "Honey, I have some really great news for you!"

He said, "Great! Tell me what you're so happy about."

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, when she told him that she was pregnant!

He was ecstatic! They had been trying for a long time, so he grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier!"

Then, she said "Oh, honey. There's more.

Puzzled, he asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She replied, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon, he asked, "How could you possibly know at this point in time?"

She said,

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"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Walmart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!"