Geody, from California, sent me this ne...

Not long before her birthday, my wife mentioned how she really wished that she had a riding lawnmower. She was a gal that worked all day and was often tired in the evening when she got home from work.

So, being the handy sort of guy that I was, I made her a riding lawnmower.

I guess I thought she would squeal with delight and give me a big hug.

To this day I have never been able to understand why women are so hard to please.